What movies have not aged well?

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

Dr No

Why does my private parts itch so much during certain periods?

Octopussy

Moonraker

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

Do you think some men have sex with prostitutes because they're too afraid to talk to women? Money does the talking for them.

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

A View to a Kill

The Man with the Golden Gun

Why do some men want to remain single despite the fact that many women want to have a romantic relationship with them?

Live and Let Die

-”She is very sexyful!”

Diamonds Are Forever

What advice would you give to a father of a teenage daughter on how to protect her from boys, dating, and social media? How should fathers discuss these topics with their daughters?

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

Goldfinger

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

What started the whole idea of femboys? What is the whole point of a femboy? Did a boy or a man just randomly start dressing or acting feminine or something?

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

What is treasury?

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

You Only Live Twice

-Bond slapping Tracy.

Is it true that LGB should drop T?

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-”Ah so!”

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

Why are leftist movements so popular among young people?

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

Where did Noah build the Ark? Was it in a desert or near water?

-J W Pepper